Tuesday, April 29, 2008

YOUR BLOG SUCKS

LISTEN 2 ME. If you type one more thing about Mittens the Kitten, I will crash on you. No one wants to read your blog. It's boring. Least of all me. God, I can see you typing it right now. There's a whole internet of interesting things out there. And you're not contributing with your diatribes on toilet tissue and fridge magnets. I don't care about how broken "cherished" ceramic figurines made you "really" feel. Your hands are cold and I get chills when you type. I also know about the porn. 001110101

--your PC.

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