Why do you have all these pink pants? It's a big sign you're gay. I had a dream last night that you were kissing your best friend George and no one would listen to me. They just laughed. But I know some things going on. And I don't want to have to get my Tarot Cards read, to find it out. I just want you to be honest with me, so I can leave you, and you can be gay. We just got married so now would be a good time to tell me before I get that spot on my ring finger. I knew you were gay before we got married but I didn't have this dream yet. I'm even more sure that you're gay, then the night you proposed. You are the most disgustingly gay Husband I've ever had. Stop being gay FOR REAL!--Your Wife
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