Thursday, April 24, 2008

GET RID OF SADDLE BAGS HERE!

Now I've had this job for 5 years hosting this show. (pictured left) Equintainment has taken off but this working relationship has to change. At times it can be demeaning, like when I hear "WILLLLBERRR" 5 times a day. My dressing room smells like manurer and the chit-chat with Leon is great, but it's a little one sided. Look Frankly he's an idiot. I could host this whole damed show by myself. I don't need Leon standing next to me preening. I'm funner and more likable when he's not around. His time has come. He's in a race with a broken leg and we all can smell the glue factory of retirement from here. I'm ready. The audience wants it. Just tape that mic to my hoof and get Leon and his bad tie off my show.

--Applejacks

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